last night I gave my little son his bottle of milk because my wife was feeling sick and went to bed early, so when he finished drinking I put him on my shoulder and tapped him on the back to make him pass some gas, so that was it, he was already asleep and I was going to put him in his crib, when puuuummmmmmm, God I had never seen a baby poop so much, that it came out of his diaper, it scared my shorts, chest, hands, thighs, etc. hahahahaha at that time of night I had to take another shower and use half a pack of wet wipes to clean him.