A week ago, I took a quarter out of my wallet and flipped it. This wasn't some
random.random()
garbage. This was a true coin flip.You should have been there. It must have spun 1,000 times before it hit the ground, sealing our fate.
Now, you're probably thinking - are you planning on doing this over and over? You're the coin flip guy now, letting us plebs bet on it?
No. That's where you wrong. This is the last time I'm flipping a coin. You heard correctly: this is the ONLY time you can bet on the result of me flipping a coin - so think carefully. Are you sure you want to miss out?
I'm done using quarters after this. In fact, I've already thrown out all of my quarters in this week's trash.