I'm way too old. A crazy thing happened last night, speaking of fisticuffs. I was at a classic rock (early 70s) concert with my peers. I would say everyone in the place was older than 60. My wife and I were enjoying the show when suddenly two old geezers next to me started throwing punches. These guys were OLD. Chairs went flying, they were yelling loudly, throwing fists and f bombs. It was bizarre and very loud. The band stopped playing for a moment, then soldiered on. Security broke it up, but the instigator got loose and escaped the venue before the police arrived. It was entertaining.