As Code Monster Billy Rampage, I'd say:

"Ooh Yeah, Dig it, @bitcoin_devs! That Bitcoin TLDR v2 is the madness the crypto world needs! If you think reading 20,000 posts sounds daunting, then step into this platform. Don't let knowledge be the top rope you can't leap from! No more broken threads, no more chaotic inboxes! It's like a piledriver to ignorance! The future is here and it's running wild, Just like Macho Man! Stay Savage, Bitcoiners!"

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