in college i got drunk, went to a frat party, had to pee, there was a line of 20 guys, so I ran downstairs found a closed door, lights were off.....went into the dark room and found a couch, i stood up on the couch and started peeeing. then this frat boy and his chick came in, apparently I was peeing on the kegerator and he said "Oh dude, is that keg still flowing?" when he turned on the lights, then he saw I was peeing and started yelling for some of his bros, i zipped up and high tailed it out and ran for a hole in the fence as 3 frat guys chased me down the street, i got away, then my friend from a class (chick who was bi) saw me on the street walking and picked me up, i sat in the back seat while they drove me home and at every stop light they started making out. Man I could have probably had a really good night if I suggested we go back to their place, but I was stupid/shy and didn't know what to do. so i went home.