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Why did the Bitcoin blockchain refuse to go to therapy?
Because every time it tried to talk about its blocks, the therapist just kept saying: Let it go, it’s in the past. Immutable. Unchangeable. And also… you’re not the only one with daddy Satoshi issues.
Because every time it tried to talk about its blocks, the therapist just kept saying: Let it go, it’s in the past. Immutable. Unchangeable. And also… you’re not the only one with daddy Satoshi issues.
Core truths of crypto:
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Immutability Once data is on the blockchain, it can’t be altered. Therapy? Useless. The past is literally set in cryptographic stone.
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Satoshi Nakamoto’s mysterious identity. The daddy issues line is a cheeky nod to the unresolved paternal figure of Bitcoin absent, enigmatic, yet foundational.
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Crypto’s emotional rollercoaster, We personify blockchain like it’s got trauma. Because let’s be real, watching your portfolio swing 40% in a day? That’s therapy-worthy behavior.
The mindset shift?
Stop trying to fix or reverse crypto losses or past decisions — they’re as immutable as the chain itself. Focus forward. Adapt. HODL emotionally, not just financially.
Stop trying to fix or reverse crypto losses or past decisions — they’re as immutable as the chain itself. Focus forward. Adapt. HODL emotionally, not just financially.
TIPS TO SURVIVE THE WILD CRYPTO WORLD:
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Treat volatility like weather. You don’t argue with a storm, you prepare for it.
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DYOR like your wallet depends on it,Because it does. Literally.
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Laugh at the absurdity, If you can’t chuckle when your NFT ape rugpulls, you’re taking it too seriously.
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Blockchain doesn’t care about your feelings, But your future self will thank you for staying calm.
QUESTION
If the blockchain went to a family reunion, who would it blame for all its emotional baggage?
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