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97 sats \ 0 replies \ @rootmachine 16h \ on: Your wildest drunk story? AskSN
My drunk moment was short. I went home quick with a taxi when I realized I am seeing double. But my brother? Oh boy... he was singing while riding a swing when he called me saying that the Earth is not stopping for him to get off. He called me to inform me that I have to go take him home and to sleep before my parents get home. He was with a friend, drunker than him. He also had to get home before his mom. I had to take turns to get them home.
Next day they were sick angels.