Well said.
Nice alias btw 😂😂😂😂

DarthCoin

Just hold BTC. This is really easy. Nothing is better than holding BTC, especially stablecoins. They're unworkable. 

NorthKoreanHostage

bitcoin

p2pFiat - trustless p2p btc collateralised fiat stability over Lightning Network

cryptocoin

Similar to the p2p fiat idea, but running on a side chain instead of a level 3 on top of LN is Dollar on Chain ([DOC](https://moneyonchain.com/doc-bitcoin-backed-stablecoin/)) by [Money on Chain](https://moneyonchain.com/) colateralized by [RBTC](https://www.rsk.co/rbtc/), which is pegged 1:1 to BTC over the Bitcoin sidechain [RSK](https://www.rsk.co/).

The BTC volatility extracted when issuing DoC goes to [BPRO](https://moneyonchain.com/bpro-hodl-earn-token/), which retains a small leveraged position on BTC and transfers, for a small fee, the majority of that volatility to [BTCx](https://moneyonchain.com/btcx-long-leveraged-bitcoin/), a higher leveraged (around 2x) position on BTC.