Man arrested on charges of hitting 12-year-old girl with a sex toy at a WNBA gameThrow the book at him!
The only logical course of action is full cavity searches for anyone attending WNBA games. There's no other way to prevent smuggling.
Who knows, maybe attendance will go up
There are probably a bunch of former TSA creeps looking for work.
How could you go to the game with a sex toy
Should be arrested for having a noodle arm.