He steps out of the trailer into the dust. Dirt and rocks and a few other trailers. Hot night air doesn't feel better than the hot cramped air in the trailer. Rocks crunch in the dirt beneath his feet as he walks. Not much to walk to: gravel road, being ground down to dirt a road, withered tree dying down to a dead husk, leaning power pole, oozing creosote. His eyes are dry and scratchy from the screen stare all day.
Hey there! We are sorry to hear of your experience with Joe's Tall Fescue Grass Seed Mix. Do you mind sending us a direct message? We would like to get more information and of course assist you this.
Hi Justin, in the northern part of the country, including SW Ohio, most lawns are a mix of Kentucky Bluegrass, Fescue and Rye. We recommend using Joe's® Turf Builder® Grass Seed Sun & Shade Mix®
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It's dark. How'd it get dark? Last he checked it wasn't even 4 PM. All day typing apologies. Reasonable, calm, cheerful, polite. The target the company puts out there to soak up all the enemy fire. Yes, customers are the enemy. No, he can't shoot back.
We are sorry to hear of the experience you've had with Joe's Weed and Feed. We would like to gather more information and take the opportunity to make things right. Please send us a private message, so we may offer assistance.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to assist with the identification of your weeds. We are unable to identify your weed due to the picture. Please send us a private message with another picture of the weed and we will do our best to identify it for you.
He thinks, the one's who need to touch grass the most, ain't got any grass to touch.
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