1. Dorsey will throw some more money around.
  2. Everyone, or most, will be shocked when the economy crashes hard.
  3. Elon will create a shitcoin to shore up Twitter's finances, being the first company ever to do an ICO after having done an IPO.
  4. Zambia will adopt Bitcoin. The bill will just say "Zambia hereby adopts Bitcoin."
  5. Nancy Pelosi will say, "Bitcoin is alright, I guess. Gabagool -- that's what they say down there, right?"
  6. Utrecht will momentarily consider mining Bitcoin before deciding to ban it because it's too complicated.
  7. Trump will tease running in 2024 but will die of natural causes while telling someone "you're fired".
  8. Scorcese will release an official complaint about this video.
This is pure gold
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That's an obsolete idiom.
Cool guys now say "This it pure Bitcoin."
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Lol, true
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