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Buy tootsie rolls. They're durable, divisible, portable, fungible, have an established history, are censorship resistant, and unlike bitcoin, have intrinsic value.

Rumor has it tootsie rolls also make your skeet taste better

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LMAO! I'll ask @realBitcoinDog if it's true.

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Hahaha

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Everything tastes better when it comes from @Aardvark. He invented milk

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Hahahahahahana

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Oh god.

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That's pretty smart! I'll make sure I invest in them directly!

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To show to your financial advisor

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