Doctor's Orders
Brain rot is a name,
a modern disease hard to tame;
overly composed of the neurotic.
With all the Chat GPT,
algorithms make it plain to see,
that civilization is teetering on the psychotic.
Strange physicians we do not need,
if at first we were to concede--
that we are far out of our medical ken.
Instead we all hallucinate
as though that deed will obviate,
the battle we know we ought to fight and win.
I don’t offer any solutions these days,
I’ve all ready offered many ways,
one can polish the lens of their mind as glass.
Take the digital Alzheimer’s bitter pill--
Lose yourself in all that electronic swill--
for you may kiss this physician’s expert-ed ass.
The moral? Sometimes you get the medical care you pay for.