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Something is fishy. The league source who said the fan has been arrested was not identified and the police have not commented on the supposed arrest. Did he really get arrested or did they just throw him out and ban him and they are saying he was arrested to deter further incidents?
Only way to find out is to throw more dildos on the court and see what happens.
Sooner or later they’ll be giving away dildos as giveaways for attending the game!
Imagine - they could have a series of giveaways. One for each color of the rainbow, so you must attend multiple games. And if you collect them all, you can exchange them for a golden dildo. The possibilities are endless!
Not to mention how much someone will pay to be the official dildo of the WNBA
I think we need to become WNBA consultants
They should be paying the fan. This is the most media coverage they’ve ever had!
This is what a smart entertainment product would be doing
That’s definitely the only way
I don't actually know. Maybe sexual harassment...or just felony littering.
Edit: Maybe @siggy47 can explain why throwing dildos onto basketball courts is illegal.
LOL
by the way, what was the charge the fan was arrested for? I understand being banned from attending future games, but which law did he (I’m assuming it’s a he, because let’s be realistic) break?