I walked into a dusty thrift store in Modesto and saw a weird black card with the Bitcoin logo for $2. It turns out… it’s a Tangem wallet — untouched, sealed, and with funds inside.

Now here’s the kicker: •The wallet was activated in 2022 •It holds 314,159 sats (yes, that’s Pi…) •The metadata has a weird label: S4T0R1-A

Could it be a forgotten wallet from a pleb? Or someone playing Satoshi games with numbers?

I haven’t spent the sats. Yet.

Would you trust this card? Would you HODL it or burn it?