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This list is not to be taken too seriously.
It's meant in good fun, and mocking people for their delusions is never the intention.

Sadly, I don't have sufficient fame to get these kinds of emails.
I remember a professor in grad school who regularly got them. He was always very respectful, but firm in his one-time answer.

We could make one of these for SN:

  • 5 points for each mention of "Satoshi", "Rothbard" or "Finney".
  • 20 points for suggesting a new layer 2.
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Haha. Like the shitcoiner variant.

  • 5 points for saying your shitcoin is like Bitcoin, but better
  • 5 points for saying you solved the scalability issue of Bitcoin by using a central database
  • 5 points for saying the flippening is only a few years away
  • 5 points for saying your shitcoin's 10,000 TPS on testned is proof bitcoin is dead
  • 5 points for saying your shitcoin is quantum resistant obsoleting Bitcoin
  • 5 points for saying that burning tokens is increasing the value of your shitcoin
  • 5 points for saying banks have already agreed to use your shitcoin (#XRP)
  • 5 points for saying your VC-premined shitcoin is more decentralized than Bitcoin
  • 5 points for introducing the concept of web6
  • 5 points for saying your L2 needs its own shitcoin coz its merge-mined with Bitcoin
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The caveat would be different in this case.

it's not meant in good fun, and mocking shitcoiners for their delusions is always the intention.
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