Saw this link to the Promised Man (#1051747), and in reading it came across their manifesto (linked above).
the absolute hard minimum for joining the LAN requires 10 years of friendship with at least one member of the Bureau, with another 10 years of friendship planned.
Further,
We do not wish to, nor will we, rebuild the internet. We do not wish to, nor will we, scale this. We will never be friends with enough people, as hard as we may try. Participation hinges on us all having fun. As a result, membership will never be open, and we will never have enough connected LANs to deal with the technical and social problems that start to happen with scale. This is a feature, not a bug.
I wasn't ever a member of any special clubs. Didn't really belong to a tight friend group at any point in my life. So I'm not particularly sympathetic to the ideas in this manifesto.
Yet, I do really like the idea of using for our own the many tools of communication we have. The internet is incredible, yet the technology we've developed doesn't have to be used only that particular way. In short: you can set up a lan.