What the hell is Bitcoin mass? And why should anyone adopt it?

But seriously, define your term.

What does Bitcoin mass adoption mean?

Over 1 million Bitcoiners? Over 100 billion? (Pinky finger to lip)

Does it mean half of the population? Three quarters? FOUR FIFTHS!? FIVE SIXTHS!!?

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar and the bartender sets two beers on the bar and says, "divide them up yourselves."

He then charges them a Satoshi each, wows the audience by dividing pi by zero causing the infinite number of mathematicians to all simultaneously faint creating an infinite force impacting the Earth not only off it's course but into dust.

Or something. I forget how the joke goes.

Mass adoption is defined by the higgs bozon particle.