Here's an idea from the edge.....
What's your view on tipping?
Now read this and tell me if it changes your view?
Rich people tip going in
Poor people tip going out,
One is investment
One is charity.
Flashy guys argue about cover charge,
real money walks straight through
no questions asked.
Tip the bartender before ordering,
never wait for a drink again.
Tip the valet before parking,
they'll watch car like hawks.
Tip the maître D before dining, tables appear from nowhere.
Tip the hotel/airport receptionist before checking in, upgrades you never requested.