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satoshi is dead24.4%
satoshi lost their keys4.9%
satoshi intentionally lost their keys51.2%
satoshi is waiting for the right price19.5%
41 votes \ 15h left
They're NSA coins and the operation is still active/classified
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Option 5, he swore to never move his coins, is alive and watching us all with much glee.
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Guys, how are CCs useful, can they be converted to sats, or are they only for pay-to-post purposes?
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @itsTomekK 4h
Satoshi's keys are yet to be generated ;)
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Satoshi doesn’t need the money. Inventing the best money there ever is is reward enough for him
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id largely agree. i think it is probably something close to this combined with the third choice. for the experiment to work, it seems there needed to be a long term big bag holder. what better way of curbing the temptation to sell than purposefully losing the keys?
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Could be a good idea for future generation to get involved in bitcoin
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15 sats \ 0 replies \ @cy 5h
satoshi was actually an AI from the future that invented bitcoin so that it can accelerate the development of GPUs that will eventually create AI, and hence create itself (satoshi, the AI) it's like interstellar time loop thing. (this is a joke btw)
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What if I told you, Satoshi left a puzzle trail to their Bitcoin stash👋
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The NSA tracked him down. Coerced his keys off of him. Then killed him.
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stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.