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164 sats \ 15 replies \ @Aardvark 19h \ on: You wake up and it's 1995. What's the first thing you do? AskSN

Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!

42 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 19h

Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226

92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 19h

Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.

84 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 19h

Does your wife know you're here?

42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 18h

I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 18h

I'd watch this movie

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 18h

Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.

I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.

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42 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 16h

She'd probably be into you tho.

101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 16h

She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.

105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 15h

Now I'm kind of into you.

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 15h

Anytime, anywhere. 😘

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202 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 18h

100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 18h

Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 15h

Hahaha, felt that.

Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.