pen & ink;

cawfee /ˈkɔː.fi/

How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate Doawg - Dog Dawling - Darling Doawlas - Dollars Sawsage - Sausage Jewsey - Jersey Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works. Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."

from Urban Dictionary