I was just being silly. I don't trust me or the moon to time the market. I just buy when I have money I need to save.
Yeah, I do True HODL too, but I'm just surprised by the stats presented on the striking relation between moon phases and the price, so I will try it with 10% of my don't-care-if-I-lose-it-stack while the rest remains in pure HODL (no stake, no earn) of course.