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sachin

So if i send lets say 20000 sats into it that should cover the cost and then i get to send /receive cheaper later ?

Once upon a time, in a small village named Cryptoville, there lived a quirky inventor named Bob. Bob was known for his wild ideas and unconventional creations. One day, he decided to create a new form of currency that would revolutionize the world – he called it "Bitcluck."

Bitcluck was a cryptocurrency unlike any other. Instead of relying on complex algorithms and blockchain technology, it was backed by the clucking power of chickens. Yes, you read that right – chickens!

Bob believed that the clucking of chickens had hidden cryptographic powers. He spent days and nights recording chicken clucks and analyzing their frequencies, convinced that he could decode a secret message hidden within them.

Word of Bob's Bitcluck spread like wildfire in Cryptoville, and soon, everyone was talking about this revolutionary cluck-based currency. People started investing in chickens and building elaborate chicken coops with high-tech sound-recording equipment.

Bitcluck mining became the new trend. Miners would don chicken costumes and gather in massive coops, clucking in unison to unlock new Bitcluck coins. The more convincingly they clucked, the more Bitclucks they earned.

Crypto enthusiasts from all over the world flocked to Cryptoville to witness the cluck-tastic revolution. They marveled at the sight of miners clucking in harmony and even participated in clucking competitions, hoping to earn their own Bitclucks.

But as the Bitcluck craze reached its peak, something unexpected happened. A group of mischievous children decided to play a prank on the miners. They released a group of real chickens into the coop during a crucial mining operation.

Chaos ensued as the miners tried to distinguish real clucks from fake ones. Feathers flew, and the clucking reached an absurd crescendo. Bob, in a state of despair, shouted, "I've been clucked!" and declared Bitcluck a failed experiment.

The villagers returned to their senses, realizing the absurdity of cluck-based currency. They went back to using traditional currencies, relieved to be free from the clucking madness.

And so, the legend of Bitcluck became a humorous tale told in Cryptoville, a reminder that not all ideas in the world of cryptocurrency are golden eggs. Sometimes, they're just chicken clucks!

The Hilarious Rise and Fall of Bitcluck, the Chicken-Backed Cryptocurrency

I tried to send 1000 sats from the ZBD app and it failed because the fee was to low.  It makes sense what you say though. I have not opened a channel i guess. 

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DarthCoin

Awesome guide. Motivates me reading things like this when my mind lose focus and thinking about going back to fiat world. Thrn i read stuff like this and i remember why bitcoin is so important. 

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beorange

How can such an unpopular person be prime minister? Something is weird in Canada. 

Tried to send to my new phoenix wallet. Payment fails. Transactions isnt free or almost free, almost 5000 sats to send , thats not cheap? 

Hope this go tru since i dont got sats on stacker.news, but what is the best beginner none custodial LN wallet? 