EDIT: HE JUST JOINED STACKER NEWS AND ALL ZAPS WILL BE FORWARDED DIRECTLY TO HIM
In case you didn't know, I teach at an international school in China. I've recently been guiding a Chinese coworker of mine into the labyrinth that is Bitcoin. I've gotten him set-up with a Bitcoin wallet. But I keep thinking, eventually I want him to understand lightning...
But I'm a fan of self-custody... And I can't very well tell him,
"Okay, so just download @zeus, and buy some inbound liquidity with their LSP with a 1 million sat channel. And, OH! let's be private and use MPP, so let's make THREE 1 million sat channels... Wait, what's that, you don't have 3 million sats?? Come on, why are you so poor?? I've spent hundreds of dollars setting up a personal server to run my lightning node, I route whole bitcoins through my set-up!"
Okay, sorry, I'm digressing too much, but you get my point, onboarding to self-custodial lightning has challenges for someone who owns no bitcoin and doesn't earn or save a lot (yet) in bitcoin.
So, meet jadeswan86— not his real name obviously, but I've set him up with a coinos.io as a stop-gap measure for him to see the power of lightning and nostr and community.
Unfortunately it IS custodial, but has some positives. It's a based Canadian company (soon to be the 51st state of the US 😂) that is private and has ways for you to withdraw (via lightning, or more importantly for my coworker, to his on-chain wallet) when you've hit a certain threshold.
I'm sure you've all seen those posts where someone says, "hey I just got my taxi driver to sign up for @walletofsatoshi and accept bitcoin". I love sending a few thousand sats to people like that.
As much as I try to avoid things like WoS, they are a good starting point for beginners to accept small sums of bitcoin.
So here's what I propose, send my mate a beer or a coffee.
Why? For the *LuLz of course.
I'm trying to get him set up with a @stackernews and nostr account soon. Hopefully he can use nostr to get hooked up with his other privacy focused Chinese brethen and SN to share about life in China. Dude is super based and has a lot of contempt for his government.
He was so curious how I got my blog "out there" and I told him about SN and Nostr.
He doesn't need your charity. He doesn't complain. This is just something fun I wanted to do for him.
But just being real, locals make shit here.
👉🏽👉🏻Click here: jadeswan86’s Coinos Beer Fund
Sending any amount is cool BTW (even 140 sats = ¥1!).
Imagine his face when a stranger in Canada or Brazil buys him a beer. 🍻
That's it.
For obvious reasons I can't give you his real name or send a picture as proof that he exists, but he IS on telegram as @Maxstar_pro if you want to say hi. Ask him something in Chinese 😂 or something.
But here IS a picture of him checking his balance after I posted this to Nostr.
OH! And I will send any money I get from this post to him if you're too lazy to put jadeswan86@coinos.io into your lightning wallet.
PLEASE DON'T ZAP THIS POST. ALL FORWARDED ZAPS TURN INTO CCs. I WANT HIM TO GET SATS. His LNurl is jadeswan86@coinos.io #881371
500 sats sent. How is China so far? Is what we hear about surveillance is true?
That is true. Camera is everywhere, they said it's for your safety, that's why chinese crime rate is low. Gov consciously rarely mentions individual rights, so most people are unaware their human rights has been violated...even phones produced in china have surveillance apps embedded in
I see, thanks
I'm sure @bxu can answer that. But yeah, cameras everywhere. Hyper surveillance state... Method of suppression
FYI: I am very sorry but until we implemented non-custodial forwards, a post that uses forwards will only be able to receive CCs.
We should probably mention this in the post form.
Shit. That makes me sad.
CCs are perfectly fine to use inside SN.
keep in mind (you will remember it)
Oh for sure, but not 10,000 of them lol on the first day. Balance is everything.
Darth: "CCs are fine, super useful, no problem"
Also Darth: "You use Monero? Fuck off shitcoiner, more
satsCCs for me"Monero is a shitcoin CCs are not even "coins"... are like testnet sats...
But you have a long journey until you will understand how SN works. Play WoW for a year and you will understand it.
There's an art of converting CCs into sats, but I will not tell you that secret...
@bxu 过年好!
谢谢你,新年好!
I am here now:)
I hope the beer will be premium quality. At least!
sadge that he didn’t have an attached receiving wallet though?
I'll make sure of it. They got good shit from Germany, Netherlands, Belgium here. Trappist monk stuff
I’ll gladly buy the CCs back for sats
Maybe you and @bxu can sort that out since they're in his account presumably. How would that work? He could just zap the above post for 10,000 CCs and you zap his bio #881287 for 10,000 sats?
Bios can only receive CCjust realized that this what we wanted lol. Just sent him 10k sats ^^^ zap here 7k CCs whenever :P
OH NO, BIOS TOO?? Okay, good to know. @bxu when you read, just zap one of the posts above for 7,000 CCs. I can help you do that tomorrow if you want to make sure you send CCs and not sats. OR WAIT, if we zapped your BIO @sox then I wouldn't have to help @bxu change his wallet settings to make sure he spends CCs and not sats. This is @sox's bio #867557
Edited above, sorry about the confusion
Thanks!
He did, I made sure of it... #881371
if you drink chinese beer you became a communist hahahaha
On the topic, a friend brought me a beer from Angola, South Africa called 'Cuca', what illness would I get 💀 /j
you became a shitcoiner buahahaha voodoo people
I send you some sats! @bxu welcome to stacker news!
Thank you sir, I really appreciate that.
新年快乐 恭喜发财 红包要来 :D
谢谢你:)
It'd be great to know about our neighbours.
Hey, nice to know you too, bro
He just joined as @bxu, go to his profile and say hi!
only if you promise that you will not brainwash him with monero crap propaganda
No promises. You forget I'm a bitcoiner first hahaha. Even if we disagree about whether Monero has utility or not. Or maybe I'm a Fed. IDK at this point.
Sats for PoW.
Hahaha no you are half pregnant. Not a bitcoiner yet.
He just got on nostr too. He's pretty pumped. Solid young dude. Cool for him to learn about bitcoin, SN and nostr
Is that Wuhan Lab ?
Lab at my school
Update, so far. 6 hours in.