RULES

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their dads do for a living. Mary says,'My dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.' Jack says,'My dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.' All the kids in the class have their turn except Stevie. Teacher says, 'Stevie, what does your dad do?' Stevie says, 'My dad is dead.' 'I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?' 'He turned blue and shat on the carpet.'

My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home...