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Experimental anon confession thread.
ANON ACCOUNTS ONLY.
Once shat myself standing in line for customer toilets.
Person behind me starts to gag and complain loudly about the smell.
To save face, I point to the guy standing in front of me and mutter "it was him".
Find out later that dude had down syndrome.
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Nice try FBI.
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Nice try, Fed
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151 sats \ 1 reply \ @anon 5 May 2024
The worst thing I ever did was become a fed and post anonymously to Stacker News to try to get people to confess some crimes.
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wow this joke is even funnier when made for a third time
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I passed my High School by cheating...
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Let's face it. Cheating would be called ingenuity in any highly payed profession today.
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Yes, you did and everyone knew it so why is it a bad thing now. You were so proud of it back then.
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131 sats \ 1 reply \ @anon 5 May 2024
Contributed financially to a bribe to the police to release the leader of a gang in China who had killed someone from another gang
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that is pretty dark
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1015 sats \ 2 replies \ @Tef 5 May 2024
That’s a difficult question.
Well, I have done a lot of bad things, but the worst is that I hurt someone badly (I prefer not to say what I did to him) and a little while later he passed away and I couldn't apologize to him. 😞😞
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:(
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Even if he's passed away, if he has a grave or marker, you can still apologize. I think it could help you by doing this, ask a friend to join you for the ride.
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How do you make post form anon account?)
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log yourself out and try to post, ez
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Ah, ok, pretty obvious, thanks)
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I came here thinking I would hear a spicy story, and.....nothing lol
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Yes, this experiment of mine was a bit disappointing.
I was flirting around with the idea of an anon-only territory, thinking that users might wish to express spicy content untethered to their nyms. But alas, it seems as though the demand is not there.
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buy shitcoins
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I often pause to think about things I've done in my past that I'm not proud of. In those moments, I feel sorry for myself, and those I've wronged.
It's kind of a heavy weight on my soul, and in any case, it helps me to be a bit more forgiving and more tolerant with others.
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Posted things under non-anon accounts.. 🫤
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This is a great test to see if we know how to be anonymous.
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I spread my butt checks for playgirl magazine, under the name mike hancho
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Think of all the sats you could scoop up if posted to Nostr.
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Lied a lot to my parents while I was growing up.
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Lie to people
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posting anon is 10x more than with your account
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