Mark Zuckerberg informed Meta shareholders about his plans to invest $4 billion into niche decentralized network protocol for a distributed social networking system called Nostr over the next 5 years. He made the announcement during a pre-recorded video shown to a limited set of shareholders at company event on Thursday.
In the video Zuckerberg explained that he discovered Nostr while creeping on his archenemy Jack Dorsey's social media profiles a few months ago. Zuckerberg sounded excited and optimistic about the protocol and how Meta (Formerly Facebook) could copy products and features to steal like they've done to competitor's products in the past. Snapchat stories on Instagram and Facebook being the most infamous.
However, while Zuckerberg detailed his plans to copy and steal some of Nostr's ideas, Zuckerberg was more interested in using the $4 billion of capital investment in an attempt to capture the open source protocol and use Meta's vast resources to transform Nostr into an effectively closed protocol that Meta could gatekeep.
"Everyone knows centralized and permissioned systems are faster, better, and more reliable than these clunky open source products. We think we can take all the good parts of Nostr and ditch the bad parts like the lack of ability to censor content or pay anyone in the world for anything you want whenever you want." Zuckerberg said.
One of the critical features Zuckerberg emphasized to shareholders that he wanted to remove from Nostr was Nostr Zaps. Zaps give users the ability to send Bitcoin to other users at the click of a button. Users zap each other when they like a piece of content or information another user posted on their timeline. Journalists and creators are able to generate revenue for their work if they can build a large enough audience of zappers.
"Zaps are interesting" Zuckerberg said. However, he clarified that "Bitcoin has a few problems. Its very volatile and its used by criminals. We can't have criminals using our system if we can effectively close source it because the government will fine us. But we know users prefer a stable currency and the most stable currency is attention. If we can remove zaps and replace zaps with a feature we initially developed for Facebook, the company that made me rich as hell, called "Pokes" we think we can revolutionize Nostr like we did social media in 2006."
Later Zuckerberg provided more context, "Pokes get people's attention. If I pour my blood sweat and tears into a piece of art, digital content, our risky investigative journalism the last thing I want is to be paid in a volatile currency which could go to zero at anytime. However, if you gave users the ability to poke me on Nostr as, you know, a way to say 'Hey, that was some good content. You should make more if it!' that attention would let me know I was connecting with my audience and that my work was worth the effort."
Big fan of these Buckaroo Bugle specials for SN.
  • Wokey-pokey could be the app name. Up against PikPocket (TikTok v2 with integrated pokes & digital-data suction-cup).
  • Zuckerberg should totally bring back Chatroulette, out of nostalgia. Just got to be a verified VR villain to get access.
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Petition to replace pokes with "Farmville updates".
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Nostr needs Farmville
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Please zap, my chickens need feed.
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I knew of at least one older couple who got into marital fights because other chicks would start talking to her husband over farmville on Facebook...
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Everyone knows that farmvilling with the ladies is infidelity.
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The line is definitely dairy cows.
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104 sats \ 2 replies \ @go 14 Mar
Why not replace Zaps with Zucks???
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72 sats \ 1 reply \ @go 14 Mar
Please Zuck this post
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You must not have watched the video all the way through, because in the video I saw he talks about promoting the pokethon on Thursdays and Fridays.
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How dare you accuse us of being lazy journalists
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Hey bugle, don't worry, I have the original video and I haven't released the full version to the media yet. I only revealed the least interesting part, where he reveals details that haven't been made public yet. If you want the full video, zap this comment with 10k sats. ⚡
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This is extortion
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Just let me do the thinking for you 😂
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I respect your choice, even though I'm worried about the consequences
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Zuck him!
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Haha! I got a personal message from Musky here on SN. He was condemning Zuck for his good intentions and made it clear that he won't let Nostr go to Meta. He wants it for X. He also mentioned that he will fight in a cage with Zuck for the sake Of Nostr and Bitcoin. He can't allow dpokes to hsppen again as they will create chaos and we can only escape pokes on Mars. But as we're not ready with so many colonies there. We need to stop those pokes. I replied: I will fix your cage fight date with zuck and you better crush him like a shitcoiner. Elon: 😤😤
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41 sats \ 4 replies \ @ch0k1 14 Mar
I really hope Fiatjaf won't let this happen 🙏
Everyone knows centralized and permissioned systems are faster, better, and more reliable than these clunky open source products.
If this is so, why then you want to steal from the "clunky open source products" 🤔 retarded asshole!
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Zuckerberg is quite the character. Maybe after Musk fights him, Fiatjef or Jack could take a turn beating him up
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10 sats \ 2 replies \ @ch0k1 14 Mar
To be honest, they could beat him on everything else but fight since he's a long time BJJ fighter and a blue belt holder (if I'm not with wrong impression). And getting blue belt not only in BJJ but in any martial arts sport is no joke!
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Hopefully all of his challengers have martial arts experience
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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @ch0k1 14 Mar
Idk, if Musk has MA experience - it was definitely a long time ago since the last photo I saw of him was from two years ago in a yacht and he was a fat ass motherfucker
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Almost had me for a second bugle.
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Just let us do the thinking for you
News so fake you'll think it's real!
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @nym 25 Apr
This is good for Bitcoin.
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What a laugh, bring it on, I said news!
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Our news is superior
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I knew all along
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