You get offered a suggestion/solution to develop fully-fledged Nostr clients on iOS without compromised, then say it can't be done.

Then you're shown how it can be done, only to retort that "most people won't know how to install that."

Your clientele are Bitcoiners that for one reason or another, can't or won't give up on their iPhones or other iDevices, yet still value freedom. Why do you think they wouldn't know how to do something that would take at most ten minutes (as opposed to five on Android)?

Will is a fucking joke, holy shit.