A daughter shows her banker father her work on Bitcoin's lightning network. In response he asks her if she would like to hear his opinion on Bitcoin. She replies yes.

"It's worthless" her father says.

"I know" she replies, "But let's hear it anyway".

Where did the fed find the money for its bail out fund?

In debasement

Sorry, left my best Bitcoin joke at the bank and can no longer withdraw it here. :/

How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

Have you heard about the guy who claims to be Satoshi Nakamoto and also wants to increase the block size?

We told him to fork off.

Best joke is Biden leaving press conference when journalist question about possible contagion from banks! XD

What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?

MINE!

Two transactions meet in the mempool.

One says to the other: "I hope we get into the same block!"

To which the other replies: "Yeah.. right.. erm.. I hope for a chain split."

What do you call a group of Bitcoin enthusiasts?

A block-party!

A central bank has a run on Bitcoin and everyone goes into a Great Depression.

Oh wait. No. No that is really more of a living joke.

What do you get when a Bitcoin Bull eats an Ethereum Lamb? Proof of steak.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Your deposits will be there when you need them.

A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says,

The bartender pours him a glass of water and says,

How do bitcoiners grade the quality of their drugs?

They check the Hash Rate!

– Hey dad, can I borrow ten dollars in Bitcoin?

– $23.15? What do you need $7.49? OK, here are $11.50. You owe me $8.20.

User @bitcoiner8308 won

Craig Wright