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I have 18 essays to mark this afternoon. I am armed with latte and a friend’s company. Wish me luck 🍀

Have you heard of the "stairs method" of grading?

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No!
What’s that?

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Throw the essays down a flight of stairs and give the highest grades to the ones that go the farthest. The heaviest, i.e. longest ones, go farther.

Length is a proxy for quality, weight is a proxy for length, and distance is a proxy for weight. Ergo, distance is a proxy for quality.

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Can you give them all A's? Hehe

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I’d rather get stabbed in the gut.
Some achieved their personal best (even though they still didn’t achieve a passing grade - but that’s okay because effort matters).
Other low-effort compos made my blood boil. Haha

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coffee looks good at least!

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