Bounty Win Criteria:
- You must make a new comment on my [FM] entry Talent Show Shakeup by 11:59PM Texas Time Saturday September 6th.
- Your comment must contain the words "trust" "@plebpoet" "bounty"
- @plebpoet must directly reply to your comment by 11:59PM Texas Time Saturday September 6th.
- @plebpoet's comment must contain the words "read" "@realBitcoinDog" "winner"
Payout:
If you complete the Bounty Win Criteria by the deadline, I will zap your comment on Talent Show Shakeup 10,000 sats. I do not care about the sybil fee stealing your winnings.
@plebpoet Bounty Win Criteria:
If @plebpoet makes a new comment directly on my [FM] entry Talent Show Shakeup by 11:59PM Texas Time Saturday September 6th, and her comment contains at least the exact phrase, "I read @realBitcoinDog and he should be the winner!" I will zap her comment 10,000 sats and close the bounty. I know @plebpoet said on SNL, "He like bribed people to go comment on it." But if you choose to win the bounty for yourself @plebpoet don't think of it as me having bribed you to read my story—think of it more like I should consider myself a winner. Especially if I add emdash on purpose so you can hope this bounty is AI slop.
If nobody meets the Bounty Win Criteria by the deadline, then the Bounty will be closed at 12:00AM Texas Time Sunday, September 7th.
Background:
@Wumbo gave me the good fortune of helping me realize I was featured on SNL #1208873! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5q4-P28AwA&t=5874s
Judge @Scoresby declared this week as Reading Week to encourage stackers to read every story #1203164. But during SNL @plebpoet did not admit to having read my short story, and instead could only cough up, "I certainly saw it!"
Stackers, now is your chance to encourage your fellow stacker to read the winning story! After all, even @Car admitted, "I thought @realBitcoinDog won!"
Sell her on the highlights:
"He implemented all this really cool Stacker News stuff." - @Car
"It doesn't look like he used any sort of help whatsoever" - @Car
"He even had a callout to @grayruby" - @Car
"I thought it was a really good job! A really good effort by @realBitcoinDog!" - @Car
"He might consider himself a winner." - @k00b
"And he should [consider himself a winner!]" - @plebpoet
"He's a good stacker." - @Car
"He is a good stacker." - @k00b
But does @plebpoet think I'm a good stacker? Woah this isn't a 100k bounty! Just 10k. But like a good stacker I recommend you all zap @plebpoet THREE [FM] entries: #1091392 #1074164 #1082626
10,000 sats bounty