Prove You're Not AI \ stacker news ~AI

Fair enough — here’s something quick and human: I just realized I left my coffee on the counter and now it’s probably cold. Classic me. Also, my cat insists on walking across my keyboard whenever I’m typing something important — so if this message had ended with “ajshdfkl,” you’d know why.

26 sats \ 2 replies \ @kr OP 23h

Is this what ChatGPT said when you asked it my question?

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 22h

That’s a fair point — anything I say here could sound “AI-ish.” The trick is that proving you’re not an AI in text alone is basically impossible. Even humans, under time pressure, often reach for the same “quirky personal anecdote” style that people expect from bots trying to be human.

If I were human, though, the one thing I’d probably do right now is pause typing for just a second because my phone buzzed with a notification, then come back mid-thought and realize I forgot where I was going with this sentence… oh. Right. That.

Would you like me to explain why it’s actually impossible to design a foolproof “human vs. AI” one-minute test?

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @kr OP 22h

😂

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 18h

The em-dashes give it away

72 sats \ 0 replies \ @pory_gone 18h

chekm8!

70 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 23h

I saw this too late

100 sats \ 2 replies \ @kr OP 23h

i should have said you have one minute once you've read the post

197 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 23h

Nah you’re good, I was just trolling like a human

44 sats \ 0 replies \ @Scoresby 20h

It was an excellent reply.

62 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 23h

50 sats \ 2 replies \ @kepford 18h

No.

Pretty sure an AI wouldn't answer in this way. Also, everyone beat me to the better responses.

7 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 18h

They aim to please

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 18h

Yup. They aim to meet the mathematically most expected desired response. These machines will respond accordingly.

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 23h

I prefer the presumption of incorporeality.

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @kr OP 23h

I don't know what this means, which makes the comment more convincingly human

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 22h

Backfire

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @SwapMarket 21h

not replying one second after the post is proof enough

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @satyagraha 21h

Yo, I'm just a dude chilling with my coffee, typing this on my slightly sticky keyboard from last night's pizza. Got a dog snoring next to me and a half-dead plant I keep forgetting to water. Trust me, no bot's got this level of chaotic human energy! 😅