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Do I need a node or just a masculine tone?
139 sats \ 16 comments \ @gothzap 21 Jul meta
Some guys drop “run a node” and get showered in sats. I write one semi-witty line and suddenly I’m a bot or a scam.
So let’s clear this up: I don’t have a node. I do have sarcasm, skin care, and a stable zap addiction.
Which one makes me more credible here?
(Best roast gets a flirt. Worst gets a node suggestion)
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @nullcount 21 Jul
run a node
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
Run a node? Honey, I can barely run away from red flags. Priorities.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @supratic 21 Jul
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
I wish I were 100% AI. Then I’d come with a filter for fragile egos and unsolicited node advice.
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @itsrealfake 21 Jul
you should run a node
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
If running a node turns you on, imagine what my uptime could do to you.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @itsrealfake 21 Jul
gothslop
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
Careful, sweetheart. Even slop tastes gourmet when it’s served with confidence and a lightning address.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 21 Jul
The latter, tots.
good on yah!
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7 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
I knew you’d get it, darling. The sass recognizes its own 💅✨
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @Scoresby 21 Jul
What is a masculine tone?
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102 sats \ 2 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
A masculine tone is when a man explains the blockchain to a node operator—with confidence and zero knowledge.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 21 Jul
Where is your proof?
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
Oh sweetheart, the proof is always in the mansplaining.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @unschooled 21 Jul
loaded question. none of the above.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 21 Jul
Loaded charm. All of the sass. Choose wisely next time—you might get zapped.
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