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**The Nun of Wall Street**

New York; May 06, 2025

To Whom It May Concern,


Hi, I'm Sarah Thérèse. I'm the 31 y/o Nun of Wall Street. I live on the mission a few blocks down the NYSE, paid for by the Vatican. I was assigned to this mission to manage a single asset fund. The Holy Lord instructed me to do so. It's a holy account. All the dollars I manage for my clients (the Pope, christian sovereigns, the like...) go into one investment only: Bitcoin. This came about, cuz one night, the coin spoke to me in a dream. The Holy Satoshi Nakamoto revealed himself to me as the next incarnation of the Deliverer. The next day I went all in on the stuff myself (401k included) and pivoted the fund in similar fashion. Now I proselytize the message to my clientele. Make no mistake, this is a high conviction trade. Currently I'm doing about $3.1B AUM. 

To be completely transparent with you, I've outperformed the S&P500, QQQ, Mag 7, and practically all mutuals and hedgies downtown. If I worked like the other secular girls at JP or Deutsche, I'd probably work on the top trading desk or be their main portfolio manager. But then I'd have to sacrifice my innocence, time, and purity...and I'm not that kinda gurl. Not to mention I'd have to...diversify. Yuk! That's sooo not my style. I'm more mono, you know. But with my current position, I don't need to do anything. I just sit and wait until all the fiat infidels on Earth finally figure it out. 

On Fridays me and the girls go clubbing with the other seculars from Goldman. I'd like to dance the other nights too, but everybody is always working (yeah even Saturdays !!! OMG; Sundays are no gos obviously). Yeah, that's a big bummer, isn't it? I text them on Whatsapp but they're too occupied at their paper stacked desks trying to beat the benchmark. In the meantime I grab lattes, feed the pigeons in Central Park, and bum ciggies from the boys.  

I got one bestie and her name's Amanda. She's a radiant married secular doing commodities at BofA on 22nd. She really knows how to sling those uranium contracts around as she harbours a deep affinity for the global uri-hexafluoride supply chain. On Wednesdays we munch salmon bagels and drink champagne across from her office and she tells me all about the trade. She lets me in on the latest performance figures and how she totally crushes all her male colleagues by about 417% YTD (on average). 

But Amanda is always busy except those Wensies, so I always look forward to my Frisees when I can finally go wild with Goldman. Then I adorn myself with sunglasses, black lipstick and put my big bling bling cross around my neck (with real diamonds!) (paid out of my own pocket ofc; the management fee helps though). The cloth I keep on obviously. My habit is totally on fleek. For real. Wimples and cinctures will become all the rage; you just wait! Watch how I spin it around. 

After another 10x I think I'll quit church and have some kids probably in Puerto Rico or someplace. Should be there within 4 years. That's still within reasonable margins...I hope.

Bye. Bless you,


Sarah 



**P.S.** If you're a girl like me, please app me wen ur in NY. I'd love to meet up. Kisses. <3 :-* 

**P.S.II** FYI: Reverend Mother turns a blind eye to my escapades. I know she knows that I deliver. 

**P.S.III** I wanna rebrand the fund's name to something more appealing than the current ‘Vatican Venture Capital’. Maybe something like ‘Nun Of Yo Business’ or ‘Habits & Holdings’. Haven't got it quite figured out yet. If you have any ideas, plz sned. 

💸 The Nun of Wall Street

I'm in Hospital

P.S.2: 
“I am sorry having lied to you about my substance abuse at work. 
But what was I supposed to do on our first date? 
Tell you the truth?” 

P.S.: 

Outside the hospital
I forget I am sick. 
One is alcohol,
my favy little trick. 
Avoidance that is two. 
Lethe is three, 
and lying I def do that too.

![hospital girl](https://m.stacker.news/90273)

pen; monochromized


"Hi. Heads up over the air. 

I'm in hospital. I can't support myself anymore. My gut is wrenching I have to puke. I lost all my glucose and potassium. But the doctors can't find anything wrong with me.

Yeah but you know. I'm two people really. And one of them is dying. Only you know what's going on. Everybody else is worried. But you think there's a cure for me. You believe nothing is wrong. 

I just hope the real me is not dying. The one I put under cover and masks. Is my soul sick? Is this how I show my illness, like a Jane Austen character desperately needing love? Who else would know that I'm suffering soul loss? I need a death. One of my two selfs needs to go. The IV is dripping. 

Drip Drip, Drip Drop"





Girl Portrait #9

Mostly regular art. Sporadically something on the street.

![girl portrait 9](https://m.stacker.news/89853)

pen; monochromized

Continuing doing work on real people. I'm getting a bit tired drawing fantasy stuff. IWould be wonderful to be apt at it, but the amount of 'mistakes' you'll see is fairly large. In that sense, with fantasy images less can go wrong. Portraits have to be reasonably accurate to carry any semblance.

Girl Portrait #8

![gp8 improvement](https://m.stacker.news/89051)

Attempted her again. This one is better.

![girl portrait](https://m.stacker.news/89021)

pen; monochromized

Hey it's Paul from Primal. I'm in charge of growth & marketing. AMA!

Paulinthejungle

![flamenco dancer](https://m.stacker.news/88333)

pen & watercolors;



Flamenco Bailaora

![padme](https://m.stacker.news/88258)

pen & ink; monochromized

One of the reasons mythology and religion exist is because humans desperately need to bring forth their unconscious, which houses autonomous archetypal entities. Since I wasn't raised in any religion, I've created my own and call it the 'Personal Pantheon'. This is practice more than a dogma and allows any user to come up and worship his/her own deities.

This woman here you might recognize as Padme or Queen Amidala. But for me, she's actually part of my personal pantheon. Other than the image, and her name 'Padmé', she is for me only partially related to Star Wars. For me she represents a regal yin voice inside of me that has the power to observe and let life happen without interference. Ever since I made her conscious she has become a true helping spirit to me in my daily life. I'm able to converse with her and she lends me her advice and presence. Every night I light a candle for her.

You may apply the Personal Pantheon for yourself to access any spirit you desire. Anything goes. 

The Personal Pantheon — A Neo Polytheistic Approach

Music

Daily Discussion Thread ~Music Saloon!

Public_N_M_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBubcKr93K0&ab_channel=AphexTwin-Topic

Oiran on Koma-geta

She is an oiran. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpMgubQkhfw&t=7s&ab_channel=PhotoLukeHawaiiTravelsandBonDance

![](https://m.stacker.news/87781)

pen; monochromized

Oiran — Kanzashi and stuff

And a shikomi. 

![shikomi](https://m.stacker.news/87515)

Rusty Russell AMA

Rusty

Stacker Saloon

saloon

Ok, everybody: 

HANDS UP!!!!
THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

GIVE ME ALL UR SATS!!!!

Dyslexic Thinking

cryotosensei

Spelling is a torture to dyslectics because they are highly associative and have a more natural language. 