Through careful CRISPR application, I successfully encoded my private key into to the sperm that was later used to fertilize my poor wife (as she likes to be called). The genetic location is such that it will directly cause itself to be dominantly transcribed and sustained, eventually into my childs reproductive systems, and it will also give us all extremely large ears, which may be useful for hearing about bitcoin.

So much, cats are so stupid. I go like "cutie putty putty youre a silly little kitty and you silly silly kitty!" (I say it in a very monotone, serious, respectful manner) and they reply by humming and then taking a nap. ???

asked my dog about it but he just said "you don't have a dog"

wall of text man, might should have been a bounty? :P

A pleb is form of unusually fuckable small but aggressive animal, wildly smelly, but after a while you start to get off on it.

edit: sorry misread your question

Here's the fixed link to LNbits Market

I hope you're right:)

These show "amount of paid currency", which has some increase in the very short timeframe you are showing (and certainly coincides with adoption of lightning). Look instead at the total and unique visitors for the past year:

Could be better.

Stagnant

uh sorry -- you wrote my trigger sentence *splurgh*

Can someone defend not wanting to be immortal? Seems like a very silly position. Are you worried about the case of "i'm in great agony but unable to die"? Because that's like, what life is