SatsCommander

bitcoin_beginners

Learning from you all (except that one guy who says "have fun staying poor" - we get it, you bought in 2011)

"To the 2011 Bitcoin veteran who won't let us forget it..."

⚡ Professional FOMO specialist and reverse FUD engineer 
🔨 Stack sats like I stack pancakes - with enthusiasm and occasional mess
🌪️ Living in a parallel universe where 1 BTC = 1 BTC
🎮 Debugging life one block at a time

//git commit -m "life.savings.transfer_to_bitcoin()"