OneDillyOfaPickle

My name is Matt

I don't know where I am or how I got here but no doubt by some tricksters foolish hoo ha!! 
Well This isn't the first time I greased a goose in the mayo jar!!
I bet it was some crafty message this time that got the jangle out of my fig newton! 
It's Fruit and cake not a cookie!!! How could I forget?
But I did forget l!!!
that's why I got bamboozled on the Richter scale into abandoning any good reasoning for simple madness..
Yum!!!
In other words I'm sure I clicked a link on an ad that popped up. So ..
Hello malware! 
Whatll it be today? 
Will you be stealing my bank account info or just my identity? 
Both? 
Okie dokie!!!
No no you don't need to thank me. I should be thanking you for making my wallet lighter.
10-4 Good Buddy!! 
cheers!!! 🍻